Ahem...So...Um...yeah...I read this, and thought I would reply...
Hey...California listen up...Washington is where its at!
- I too can wear sandals all year long...plus I can put on boots to stomp your toes and I won't even stick out.
- We too can go to the beach........but we'd rather be in the woods with our trucks. What now surfer boy?
- You're chicks aren't way hotter than ours... they are almost equal... and thats only due to silicone, saline, botox, lasers and hair dye... We have the real ones and they can beat the hell out of yours!
- We're taught to say "Yes Sir" and "Yes Ma'am" and respect our elders because of it. pretty much, we speak english
- You may know what real cheese and avocados taste like...but I know what 100% Grade A Angus Beef tastes like. Who wants avocados and cheese when you can have steak and potatoes?
- Haha... who do you think grows the weed and sells it to you? We are the Green State for a reason! Thanks for the business though! =)
- You pansies! Why roll 40 deep when something goes down if 5 corn fed country boys can get the job done.
- I live next door to americans, but we call them mexicans.
- Why would you brag about not getting snow days off?
-we know 60 means 70 IF theres a cop around
- When someone cuts me off, then I give them the finger and tell them to go back to california.
-your governor wears a banana hammock
- The drinking age is 21, but if you aren't chasin the beer by 5 yrs old...you're behind.
- You can go out at midnight? Thats nice, I haven't even come home by then.
- Ok...you said, "You judge people based on what area code they live in, and when asked where you're from, you give your area code" and as hard as I try I have no idea what you're talking about...I think you're watching too much Beverly Hills 90210.
- Yeah, you'll definitely get looked at funny when you come to visit but we have another name for you pretty boys, and its not greek, its french.
-When visiting other states and people find out we're from Washington, they ask us for the GOOD weed.
- Of course you don't stop at stop signs...none of you can drive.
- You can pick up Real mexican food 24 hours a day huh...well I can swing by Home Depot and pick up 24 Real mexicans anytime of day. Can you say catering?
-um.. greys anatomy
-Evergreen state!
-uh DICKS Drive In!! and we don't share
- Football is a religion, not a sport.(can you say 12th man and loudest fans in the NFL?)
- In Washington, football means football, not soccer.
- In Washington, most of our mexicans are illegal...yea...what now?
-That software on your computer, it was made here by Microsoft.
-We have air you can actually breath, no smog.
-Jimmy Hendrix & Nirvana, nuff said.
-We have four actual seasons of weather a year.
-Washington is one of the most breath takingly beautiful places in the country.
-Washington is ranked one of the highest amongst states for physical fitness and intelligence.
- Space Needle, Pike Place, EMP, Qwest Field, Safeco.....
- And besides, if California is so great. Why do you all keep moving here!?
- You have San Francisco...the gay capital of the world...
- We have Starbucks...everywhere.
- When's the last time the 49ers or the Raiders made it past playoffs?
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~~~IF YOU ARE FROM WASHINGTON YOU MUST REPOST THIS
